Emergency!
ok. dear listeners, i am here to introduce you to my new agent.first let me give u her background. born in the city of Lorencia, where ugly monsters lived in. there was a genius professor by the name of Porf. ahNG. he is smart. houYes! he is. and still is. he tot that he needed something to carry on his life mission: to promote lameness and breed happiness within idiotic retards. so he went around that hellish island. where swimmers flew. where athletes swims, and pilots who trains in a tank. he looked for several items. guess wad? the prettiest of the fugliest. the 10 sacred fugly items. man. he had a tough time. those things so, lame, so fugly, it makes the carrier lame and fugly. however, Prof.ahNG was undaunted. he went through all difficulties, in hope of making the perfect fugly lamer. on the 22nd of july, he had reached his lab with these ten items in hand, battered, fugly and lame.
he had:
- the black rose of fugly love
- the red rose which smells like a blue rose but is actually a red rose.
- the blue rose mentioned in (2) but this time, it smells like a blue rose.
- the roseflower of HouYes!
- the flowerrose of HouNo!
- O-h-0's sap of lames
- the heavenly earth of spreading
- the soil of wakaka
- the rock of rock which is as soft as a rock
- the holy waters of theChang.
he was proud. he was honoured. to be the first! to create such an amazing agent.
into the lab he went. he felt tired. he knew that he had to achieve his dreams. he had to. but due to the lameness and fuglyness of the sacred items, he fell asleep.
the next day, he found out that he have spilled the ten sacred items in his deep sleep. but above that, he was surprised to see that (see the lamer above and hav a good look!)...
Omg. he said to himself. a real true lamer. he could now sleep in peace! HouYes! thks for ur time. pls do not fall for her infectious laughters/smiles.(damn lame one)! she shall be called Agent Gen.6+1=13. she shall be lame. houYes! she will..
BE BACK!
Long Live HouYes!
