Monday, August 28, 2006
Update v0.03
The “unlucky” week
Definitely, I have been hitting rough patches here and there these few days. Let me go down the list.
First, I got myself a sprained thumb for Wednesdays lunch. I was playing soccer with frens and all. And suddenly got a rugger come to the turf to action with his rugby ball. Heard he isnt that good in rugby. But who cares. I just want to have the ball on my leg. So we began kicking here and there. The rugger wasnt really happy about this, but he is momentarily ignored. So kick here and there. There and here. Finally when I wasn’t prepared, a flying rugby ball freakin flew to me. Instinctively, I used my hand to block. There it goes, my sprained thumb due to my unsuccessful attempt to block the ball.
Thats not all for Wednesday…
When there is lunch, there should be dinner. After the hours of intensive noobing around the Astroturf under the stupid sun, I feel real thirsty; went to the bubble tea shop. I had TWO cups of bubble tea (mango ice blended = all-time-fav-flavor and mango milk tea = as recommended by Julian) I am not quite used to milk and tea together, however, as it was mango flavor, its still nice to me… while ned followed me to take bus from the same bus stop, the rest walked towards j8 for the mrt. Ahem. So, as ya all know, my right thumb is sprained. So only left left hand. So I msged someone with it. While I was msging, my wallet is in my right hand. As it was injured, I couldn't grip it tightly, so it probably fell. I didnt notice my wallets gone until I left the bus and took a 3min walk home. At my door, then I realized my wallets gone. So I called the bus interchange to report loss. Soon enough, they called back and said it was found. I was actually surprised. Even ned was shocked by this. So I went to collect it with my mum. – with a pack of ice around my right hand.
I was telling myself that I would quit initial D if I didnt get my wallet this time round. If I didn’t, I would be losing my gc8v the SECOND time round. And josh can gloat again.
The “mails”
I have to thank the funny people who have been sending me those chain mails and those that really sounded real good. One thing… I hate Audrey bcuz of all the funny tests she ask me to complete. I didn’t bother to do it after the second one she sent. I hate friendster too. Obviously one idiot used my email add to create a friendster account. I received quite an interesting mail on the 5 lessons one. I forgot who sent, but definitely I enjoyed it.
For “lamer”
Ah! Actually I really want to help you post a few interesting stuff… however, its like I forgot your account and stuff. So I couldn’t do anything. So I will be putting them here and you can ask people come view it from here. Hehe. Free advertisement for my blog!
Ill make a short one…
Ok… this joke is not mine. Its from my friend named guo wei. But its funny, so who cares. I acknowledged liao.
Here it goes:
One guy enters a toilet and starts to pee into the urinal. Then following him was another fellow in jacket. Jacket man then goes close to the urinal next to the first guy and started staring at him. The first guy, disturbed by jacket man’s glare, asks if anythings wrong. Jacket man then says, “can u help me unzip my pants? I needa pee urgently.”
First man scans the jacket man from head to toe and realizes that he does not have arms and thus replied, “ I see your difficulties” and promptly agreed.
Then, the jacket man requested again, mind helping me take aim? First guy found no reason to turn down a helpless guy and hence agreed.
When he was pulling out his #@%$, he sees sores and pus on it, but he kept quiet and did wad was expected of him. After finishing, he kept it, zipped up, and went to wash his hand. Then he turns to the man in jacket and asks, “wads with all those sores and pus?”
Jacket man unzipped his jacket, revealing his arms, stretched it out and said, “ I dunno, but I definitely dun want to touch it…”
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Update v0.01
Right... Someone got a new blogskin lah... but fret not man… I've been working on MY own blogskin, totally made by MYself, conveying MY messages, on MY blog. Drawn totally by ME, you can bet YOUR bottom cent that it is gonna be FAR better then some ulu swimmer’s blog. Be rest assured you will feel more HouYes-ish when u revisit my blog upon completion.
HouYes-ish spirit is coming back. May I invite all current or future HouYes-ist do something for me, one simple thing, which is to read this sentence silently in your mind. HouYes! You’ve done it. Youve just accomplish a great feat! Wad a wonder. I thought you would need something like 3hrs 44mins and 12 secs to do it. You totally amaze me! Hehe…
More good news…
My brother, Jia Jie, as some of you jiajie-fanatics-we-know already know, but the better thing is that he found a star tortoise today! Weighing more than (500-499=1)lbs, this tortoise is a wild one. Spreading bigger than his palm, be sure that that tortoise can swim faster than YOU walk… hehe
But to be serious… anybody wants it? Basically star tortoises are endangered animals which are banned in Singapore. So basically, that means that it is illegal to keep them. The shell is extremely striking and “nice” therefore many people would turn it into a “star turnover” (snails without shells = slugs, therefore, tortoise without shell = turner); (dead yam pie in BK = taro turnover, therefore, we get the term ‘turnerover’ for those tortoises because they are basically dead)! It is a rare animal, illegal to breed and all that nonsense, but seriously, it got a nice shell + its big + it's a star tortoise+ its found it the wild + I touched it before + its free! = you might just turn it into a “cost-free big star ‘turnover' with a nice big shell of a star tortoise which is found in the wild and touched by jiahao and jiajie and frens”
Hows bout that? (for breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper)
On a more serious note, anyone interested to have it can tag on my blog to ask for it and if its still available, I will pass it to you. Dun really care about the stupid laws lah… who cares about that when we are genuine-animal-lovers? Definitely I would like to keep it but y’know, I am a liar.. hehe..
Another good news
My brother, jia jie, as some of you jiajie-fanatics-we-know already know, but the better thing is that he got a fren who won a bicycle today in a pink slip bicycle race! In a god-knows-where place and in a hell-knows-what state, his fren kindly asked if we are interested to have it. I dunno how much it weighs and certainly this bike is not a wild one. And definitely, it can cover my brother's entire face. In fact, it is a bicycle we can ACTUALLY ride on! Wad an amazing invention. Some metals and some wheels and u can whoosh around with it. That is why I call humans imperfectionists. They raced on land with those stuff… why cant they come out with some propeller or flipper for swimmers? Stupid. Totally.
I think that some of us have some form of misunderstanding on bikes. Stereotyping the Tze Kang would call it. Well, only pros use that terms. So lets stick with using stereotyping. Alright. We say BMX. Wad do you people understand with that term? U mean a bike? Its “duh”. Even a dog knows it. C'mon a better try.. I heard ‘a type of bike”? hmmm. Quite close. But no bananas too. BMX is not a type of bike. All these years, all my frens, all the time think that BMX is that kind of stunt bike, y’know? That kind of boy stuff which we see, hear and know cool people would try to fit into it? Definitely this is something I would ask coach david to buy for me if I ever swim 1.05? hehe. But before this, I have to say that MALAYS are cool/weird people. I am NOT being racist here. But it is more of a malay sort of thing. Well, I always see MALAYS trying to fit their BIG bodies into a SMALL bike. U can argue that that 1) the bike is cool and ‘in’ or 2) that bike is cheap but I still cant understand why even till now.. But today you will leave this space being a little smarter. I hav a little interest in those “BMX”. As you all know, I cant possibly go for a BMW yet. So lets start small, with BMX. Hehe.
I have checked out a little bit some time ago (which means I cant really rmb it well now). BMX is actually a brand not bike type. I have found out several bike types which comes under this BMX-shape. There are wad? Street bikes? Some is mud or something. Aiya high tech stuff. Go check out yourself. Brands, I only know of BMX and harrow. But they mainly classify those bikes into two main categories – racer and stunt. Racers means they are light and small and accelerates fast and goes at high speed. Stunt is basically stunts. So jiajie;s fren is a cyclist of this type. And a guy challenged him to a pink slip race (you lose, you lose your bike/car/boat/plane/jet). I've gotta tell you my bro's fren look real ordinary. But he is a martial arts pro+ CS pro+ battlefield pro+ C&C pro+ pro biker. So some guy used a Racer to race with his stunt bike. With some confidence in himself, he accepted the challenge. And he won. Now he got a bike but he dun really want bcuz that guy fell of his bike or something and his fren feels bad + he already got many bikes. I would be more than glad to have it. Beats having a tortoise which you cannot ride on right?/..
Talking about stupid people. I want to tell you about one person who totally changed my entire life and I am indeed grateful to the fairy-princess. Let me give u a brief history about her. She is sec 2. she is a girl. Well, that explains a “she”. She is from st nicks. She is probably a swimmer? She has a sister. And her name is Amanda goh. I think? Yea Amanda goh. Below, I would give you a sentence on how she changed my life totally…you should be able to understand it or u can become the next Amanda goh . and if YOU see this, please do not bang your head against the wall. If u think YOU cant control, wrap your head before u continue reading. Alright, here is goes.
“ALL ALONG, I THOUGHT I WAS THE STUPIDEST-PERSON-ON-EARTH, UNTIL I SAW HER, I KNEW FOR SURE THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SNATCH THAT TITLE AWAY FROM HER…”
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“How far away? AT LEAST we live under the same sky!”
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One day you'll be the one crying..# ;
Monday, August 14, 2006
I just noticed that I haven been updating for years. yea. you gotta remember that my internet connection is still down man. As much as I want to update, I dunno why nothing haven been done to it. Missing chatting on msn and stuff.. all the trouble man.
Life haven been exactly great. No games – I’ve quit dota, CS. No msn – internet connection down. No life – nothing to do but somehow I seemed so busy these days.
As least I have found consolations with some stuff.. like beating Josh to the finishing line at Initial D with my TEN STARS, ONE-MAP-LEFT, LEVEL 8 ALMIGHTY-GC8V. hehe. Totally nice.
Plus. With DMP in school, life in school have been very much slack.
Plus. With my injuries, I can skip training for a few days?
The injury is not faked. I overworked my arms. Now, I cannot like swim properly bcuz I cant even streamline properly. Hehe. Sounds both good and bad.
Now julian wants some lame stuff. Then I shall include a lame joke? Hehe. Maybe I shall. One day.
Just wait.
“For the swimmers”
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year. Does it feel like you’re doing laps, and eating food and taking naps, and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Ah! Coach david is pressing me to train again. Yes I will. But it will take time for me to start rolling into hardcore training.(like 8x a week? Enough?)
Training is a tough thing. I dunno how people survive with all that training and life.. good luck to them.
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One day you'll be the one crying..# ;
