Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Update v0.01
Right... Someone got a new blogskin lah... but fret not man… I've been working on MY own blogskin, totally made by MYself, conveying MY messages, on MY blog. Drawn totally by ME, you can bet YOUR bottom cent that it is gonna be FAR better then some ulu swimmer’s blog. Be rest assured you will feel more HouYes-ish when u revisit my blog upon completion.
HouYes-ish spirit is coming back. May I invite all current or future HouYes-ist do something for me, one simple thing, which is to read this sentence silently in your mind. HouYes! You’ve done it. Youve just accomplish a great feat! Wad a wonder. I thought you would need something like 3hrs 44mins and 12 secs to do it. You totally amaze me! Hehe…
More good news…
My brother, Jia Jie, as some of you jiajie-fanatics-we-know already know, but the better thing is that he found a star tortoise today! Weighing more than (500-499=1)lbs, this tortoise is a wild one. Spreading bigger than his palm, be sure that that tortoise can swim faster than YOU walk… hehe
But to be serious… anybody wants it? Basically star tortoises are endangered animals which are banned in Singapore. So basically, that means that it is illegal to keep them. The shell is extremely striking and “nice” therefore many people would turn it into a “star turnover” (snails without shells = slugs, therefore, tortoise without shell = turner); (dead yam pie in BK = taro turnover, therefore, we get the term ‘turnerover’ for those tortoises because they are basically dead)! It is a rare animal, illegal to breed and all that nonsense, but seriously, it got a nice shell + its big + it's a star tortoise+ its found it the wild + I touched it before + its free! = you might just turn it into a “cost-free big star ‘turnover' with a nice big shell of a star tortoise which is found in the wild and touched by jiahao and jiajie and frens”
Hows bout that? (for breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper)
On a more serious note, anyone interested to have it can tag on my blog to ask for it and if its still available, I will pass it to you. Dun really care about the stupid laws lah… who cares about that when we are genuine-animal-lovers? Definitely I would like to keep it but y’know, I am a liar.. hehe..
Another good news
My brother, jia jie, as some of you jiajie-fanatics-we-know already know, but the better thing is that he got a fren who won a bicycle today in a pink slip bicycle race! In a god-knows-where place and in a hell-knows-what state, his fren kindly asked if we are interested to have it. I dunno how much it weighs and certainly this bike is not a wild one. And definitely, it can cover my brother's entire face. In fact, it is a bicycle we can ACTUALLY ride on! Wad an amazing invention. Some metals and some wheels and u can whoosh around with it. That is why I call humans imperfectionists. They raced on land with those stuff… why cant they come out with some propeller or flipper for swimmers? Stupid. Totally.
I think that some of us have some form of misunderstanding on bikes. Stereotyping the Tze Kang would call it. Well, only pros use that terms. So lets stick with using stereotyping. Alright. We say BMX. Wad do you people understand with that term? U mean a bike? Its “duh”. Even a dog knows it. C'mon a better try.. I heard ‘a type of bike”? hmmm. Quite close. But no bananas too. BMX is not a type of bike. All these years, all my frens, all the time think that BMX is that kind of stunt bike, y’know? That kind of boy stuff which we see, hear and know cool people would try to fit into it? Definitely this is something I would ask coach david to buy for me if I ever swim 1.05? hehe. But before this, I have to say that MALAYS are cool/weird people. I am NOT being racist here. But it is more of a malay sort of thing. Well, I always see MALAYS trying to fit their BIG bodies into a SMALL bike. U can argue that that 1) the bike is cool and ‘in’ or 2) that bike is cheap but I still cant understand why even till now.. But today you will leave this space being a little smarter. I hav a little interest in those “BMX”. As you all know, I cant possibly go for a BMW yet. So lets start small, with BMX. Hehe.
I have checked out a little bit some time ago (which means I cant really rmb it well now). BMX is actually a brand not bike type. I have found out several bike types which comes under this BMX-shape. There are wad? Street bikes? Some is mud or something. Aiya high tech stuff. Go check out yourself. Brands, I only know of BMX and harrow. But they mainly classify those bikes into two main categories – racer and stunt. Racers means they are light and small and accelerates fast and goes at high speed. Stunt is basically stunts. So jiajie;s fren is a cyclist of this type. And a guy challenged him to a pink slip race (you lose, you lose your bike/car/boat/plane/jet). I've gotta tell you my bro's fren look real ordinary. But he is a martial arts pro+ CS pro+ battlefield pro+ C&C pro+ pro biker. So some guy used a Racer to race with his stunt bike. With some confidence in himself, he accepted the challenge. And he won. Now he got a bike but he dun really want bcuz that guy fell of his bike or something and his fren feels bad + he already got many bikes. I would be more than glad to have it. Beats having a tortoise which you cannot ride on right?/..
Talking about stupid people. I want to tell you about one person who totally changed my entire life and I am indeed grateful to the fairy-princess. Let me give u a brief history about her. She is sec 2. she is a girl. Well, that explains a “she”. She is from st nicks. She is probably a swimmer? She has a sister. And her name is Amanda goh. I think? Yea Amanda goh. Below, I would give you a sentence on how she changed my life totally…you should be able to understand it or u can become the next Amanda goh . and if YOU see this, please do not bang your head against the wall. If u think YOU cant control, wrap your head before u continue reading. Alright, here is goes.
“ALL ALONG, I THOUGHT I WAS THE STUPIDEST-PERSON-ON-EARTH, UNTIL I SAW HER, I KNEW FOR SURE THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SNATCH THAT TITLE AWAY FROM HER…”
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“How far away? AT LEAST we live under the same sky!”
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One day you'll be the one crying..# ;
